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“Father Thyme”

We have Father’s day all sorted for you:-

Where do dads go for a bit of ‘Peas and Quiet’? – the shed of course 😉

This special deal incorporates all our award winning signature massage techniques, targeted back, neck and shoulder massage our customised sandal wood and black pepper blend is guaranteed to de-stress and relax & that you will be the favourite child, complemented with a damn cold beer or non-alcoholic alternative – Postable or E’Male’able vouchers available. £40

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Gents – groom for improvement? We have it all covered – literally

“Hair’s looking at yew”

  • ‘Pluck yew’ – brow shape and tame – wax, trim and tweeze
    30 mins £10
  • ‘Ear -Ear’ – ear hair removal – pretty revolting but you will love the results
    15 mins £5
  • ‘The Hooter’ – nose hair removal
    15 mins £5
  • ‘Bleached whale’ – eyebrow bleaching
    20 mins £10

“Tan on the run – St Tropez”

  • ‘Half the man’ – half body tan – you choose the bits we will spray them
    20 mins £10
  • ‘All man’ – full body tan
    30 mins £22

“The Bare Gryll’s – the ultimate gents package #pfft – 1 hour – £65 (including a damn cold beer #obvs)”

  • ‘Pluck yew’ – brow shape and tame – wax, trim and tweeze
  • ‘Ear -Ear’ – ear hair removal – pretty revolting but you will love the results
  • ‘The Hooter’ – nose hair removal
  • ‘The geezer’ – file, cuticle work, buff, scrub and condition

“‘Hard as nails’ – nothing namby pamby about these treatments”

  • ‘The geezer’ – file, cuticle work, buff, scrub and condition
    30 mins £25
  • ‘The man-li-cure’ – file, cuticle work, buff, scrub, condition, massage & scalp work
    45 mins £45
  • ‘No mean feet’ – the ‘daddy’ of all pedicures, callus peel, soak, scrub, buff, file & condition, scalp work – removing all traces of ‘Hobbit’
    1 hour – £60

“Thera PEA – award winning signature treatments”

  • ‘Get to the root of the problem’ – targeted back, neck and shoulder massage
    30 mins £40
  • ‘Head gardener’ – signature mega stress busting back, should, neck and scalp massage
    45 mins £45
  • ‘Man-handled’ – full body massage
    60 mins £65
  • ‘Face facts’ – signature facial, deep (pfft) double cleanse, exfoliate, tone, moisturise, steam, mask – everything but the kitchen sink
    60 mins £60

‘Groom-him’ – Men’s grooming – when things have got ‘a little hairy’

Right then, thyme to stop ‘beating around the bush’ let us tame that unruly chest wig, carpet hands, or just prune and clip specific areas – our advanced, specialised waxing expert will, like Edward Scissor hands – whip you into shape.

Whilst our approach to everything at the Potting Shed is with a sense of humour in a far too serious world we would like to assure you that we provide professionally trained and insured therapists, in comfortable and completely privet surroundings.

We are aware that it is proven that men have a lower pain threshold than women so we have categorised the treatments into the following pain scale:-

“Plucking hell, that hurts!” –

  • Back£30
  • Shoulders£25
  • Back & shoulders£45
  • Chest£30
  • Stomach£25
  • Chest & stomach£45
  • Arms£25
  • Legs£38

“Yooooooooow, Kelly Clarkson!” (courtesy of Steve Carrell in the 40 year old virgin)

  • Underarm£28
  • Toes£15